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You've just got to check this out!! (I didn't do it and I don't know who did, but it's hilarious!)

News: Ever felt the need to just leave? Doesn't matter where you're going or what you're doing there, you just need to get away from where you are and what you're doing at that moment? I have that feeling everyday. Only this week (with MUCH encouragement from Sabrina) I did it. I left. Packed a bag and headed off into the cold November evening with Sabrina, a car, and a credit card...and absolutely no idea where we were going. I will soon add this story to my stories page, but for now, you can laugh at some of the hilarious quotes from the trip!

These are some of my favorite quotes. Read them. You're bound to find something funny! (new)

"I would tell her to kill herself. That's why they won't let me be a counselor" Bri

"If I were a girl, I'd be sitting butt-naked on cold tile with my legs spread wide open and my arms above my head." Brett

"Do you think there is any reason the killer sodomized your husband with a banana?" Law & Order

"I'm never this stupid with other people." Me

"They call me Bri The Retard just for that...no...actually no one calls me Bri The Retard." Bri

"Does this mean that I'm not the best sex you've ever had?" Steve

"I love having a penis. It's like having a friend that always wants to play." Some guy on Leno

"Your car will fit right in in the ghetto." Pete

"I'm gonna be on the radio for public spanking!" Amanda (MOLE)

"Bri, I think my bag of crack is leaking on your dash!" Me

"Wear your panties on your head and scream like a monkey!" Steve

"No, I don't think any of us are interested. We're all communists here." Nick

"Touch my fat again and you're dead!!" Ashley

"Steph, you're humperrific!" Jason (don't ask...)

"Women are the ones that are always getting screwed!!" Me

"I'm not crazy, my brain just needs to be defragmented." Me

"Hi, my name is Aaron and I'm pathetic." Aaron Berridge

"Jenny, don't be makin' bebes!!" Me

"Steph, don't be makin' bebes!" Jenny Rhea

"SPANK THE WANKER!! I mean...um..." Me

"I'm sweating like an overweight bohemian monkey!" Steve

"No Stephanie, you're not going home with him..." Katarina

"Stop nuking my daddy you crazy JaP!" Amanda

"Merge with this, b**ch!" Bri

"That cow was like...moo!" Brett

"Those are her tightie-whitie two dollar Wal-Mart ain't-gettin-laid underwear."Me

"Steph, there's a big difference between me and white trash!" Bri

"BEEEEEEEFFFFF!!!" Nathan

"That looks like a giant nipple!" Me

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."
"Everybody repeat after me...'We are all individuals.'"
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good..."
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you."
"Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of."
*and my personal favorite*:"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them."

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